Awesome Things That I Learnt Tonight
Here are just some of the wonderful things I learnt tonight (what an excellent night it was!). In no particular order:
- Fairchild is not Fairchild’s first name.
- Listening to movie soundtracks at a party is cool.
- I would totally have sex with an android, especially if it looked like Zooey Deschanel.
- Horse heads are cool, and Andy Green is the horse master.
- Being overtired and being around drunk people makes me act drunk.
- As a result everything is funnier.
- I find the idea of anyone possessing two copies of 8 Mile hilarious.
- Fairchild is a cross between young Marlon Brando and Roger Federer.
- There is undeniable sexual tension between me, Fairchild, and Andy Green and at some stage there may be a bro-sandwich situation going on.
- Bitches love spreadsheets and Dark Knight.
- There is a dramatic reading of Sexy And I Know It.
- The best places to hide a body, thanks to Siri.
- Kurt’s name.
- Vinnie is 50% more invulnerable than any man.
- Danielle has long hair.
- I’m not the only person who knows what The Dreaming is.
- We might be doing a trip to New Zealand around The Hobbit time, which would be the fucking awesomest shit ever!
- KFC is so crispy and amazing and apparently I look like a kid at Christmas time when i’m eating it.
- Two white kids ghetto-dancing to Gold Digger is as white as you can get.
- Anaeas’s name has a shitload of vowels in it, and he’s straight out of the Iliad.
