B.A.M (H.A.M Parody)
So I came up with some of this while I was cleaning the other day and had this song on. Then I thought i’d flesh it out a little more. Hope y’all like it :)
It was all clean just a week ago
niggas feel theyselves and then watch the dust drop
niggas kill themselves
What a nigga gon do Hoov?
There’s a new crack on the new stove
I’m on the two-floor, true that
niggas tellin’ me “You wack”
Like a nigga ever cleaned up out this switch, huh?
and if knife be pitch muck be slick huh?
and I bet we plucked the whole brick, huh
By the way dirt, you should fuckin’ split, figure?
Let’s just do it, you vacuum, I scrub it
Like Martin I did it, soaps on you muthafucker, now quit it
No shammy hoe, but you can clean some more for me
Four-a-flea, or are we speakin allegorically?
Historically, I’m thrown germs out like Spam, nigga
Goin’ BAM nigga, me and Zigga
and a nigga still young, wan no disease
But I’ve been practicing with cleaning products as bad as shit
On a few white goods, glasses matte a shit
But the clean so good, damn a nigga glad he did
Got em jumpin’ out the building
Watch out below, a million germs out the door
I’m about to go BAM
Bleach As a Muthafucker,
Let these germs know who I am
I’m about to go BAM
Bleach As a Muthafucker,
Let these germs know who I am
