Who said 'that's what she said' was dead?
- Bre: Oh god, this is so big it makes me cry.
- Me: That's what she said!
- * Bre was talking about an assignment she had written.
On the comeback trail.
New haircut. New frankie. Life is good.
Your inbox is literally filled with penises.
—Chris Traeger
Goodnight sweet prince.
Subway Fail
- Subway worker: Hi, welcome to Subway, how can I help you?
- Me: Hey, can I please get a chicken-long, foot sub please?
- Me: Better make that a foot-long chicken sub...
This prototyping shit just got real. #writing #honours
So much freaking want.
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
This guy!
(via lentilbacon)
