B.A.M (H.A.M Parody)
So I came up with some of this while I was cleaning the other day and had this song on. Then I thought i’d flesh it out a little more. Hope y’all like it :) It was all clean just a week ago niggas feel theyselves and then watch the dust drop niggas kill themselves What a nigga gon do Hoov? There’s a new crack on the new stove I’m on the two-floor, true that niggas tellin’...
I can’t afford lube, I just use my tears.– Max (2 Broke Girls)
Lietha: I love Game of Thrones!
Me: Yeah it's a great show.
Lietha: But I only watch the "appropriate" parts. I'm too young!
Me: ...So what, the credits?
What is she wearing? She looks like a Cornetto.– Me
What an excellent week!
Here is a list of excellent things that have happened so far this week: Went to the pre-screening of The Avengers and it was awesome. Won a great tennis match on Sunday against my current rival Brendan. Watched Nadal thrash Djokovic in Monte Carlo late last night. Found out that there is a screening of the film that I directed at EVENT CINEMAS. Found a blue Mossimo cardigan with pockets and...
If You're Happy And You Know It...
Teacher: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The Kids clap their hands.
Teacher: If you're angry and you know it, stamp your feet!
The kids stamp their feet.
Teacher: If you're sad and you know it, give a cry!
The kids fake cry.
Eloise (5 year old): What if you're sexy and you know it?
48 Hour Film Project
God i’m so nervous and excited at the same time. Deep breaths. Wish me luck!
God I love this show.
Han: Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
Max: 'Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo.
To Bean Or Not To Bean
There is a conversation about Game of Thrones underway.
Girl: Game of Thrones, is that the one with Sean Bean?
Me: It was. *Laughs hysterically*
Everyone else: *Silence*
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Men In Black
Ben (white): Dude, we should totally dress up when we go to see Men In Black 3!
Aazan (black): That would be awesome let's do it.
Ben: ...I'll go as Will Smith.
Aazan: Fuck you.
You know I, write em, proof em, print an’ leave em, ‘cause I...– Me
Definition: Used when an apostrophe is placed incorrectly.Paul (facebook update): What are ya’ll up to tonight? Sam: Correcting your grammar and punctuation, Paul, you goose. Grammar 101, never fall in to the trap of the prepostrophe! (Noun) [(Pre)posterous + A(postrophe)]