Fuck you Roddick. That's all.
Sitting in the waiting room at Centrelink. A Centrelink worker comes out to call a name.
Centrelink Worker: Steven King?
Steven King gets up and walks over to her.
Me: Are you kidding me?
I look to my right at this girl, we share a look and then we both burst into laughter. It was magical.
Definition: One of those annoying strands of hair that dangles down in your fringe area. John: What the hell are you doing Jimmy waving your head about like that? Jimmy: Ah fuck man, I have one of those damn frangles again! (Noun) [Fr]inge + D[angles]
Definition: The act of being hungry and angry at the same time. Man, I’ve had such a long, shitty day and forgot to eat lunch. Boy am I hangry! (Adj)
Hey! That would make for an interesting conversation. Oh wait, it just did. I...– Me
Praise The Lord!
A random comment on one of my stories on Wattpad.
HerbGillis: You are young. Someday when you are in Heaven -I pray - you will thank God for life and His love.
Where's Your Fire?
Jess: Okay, shall we?
Ben: Where's the fire?
Ben: It's a saying, where's the fire, it's used when someone is in a hurry.
Ben: Seriously. You've never heard of where's the fire, but you've heard of calm your farm?
Jess: ...How do you say it? Where's your fire?
Ben: Where's the fire.
Jess: Where's your fire?
Blink is #1 again??? Hahahahaha. Love you guys so... →
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…We should blow up a body!– Brendan (Talking about film related stuff)
Ben: You should come over and watch Community at my place.
Zoe: You should come over and watch ping pong.
Zoe: Us play.
I got one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s….something...– Jess and I (singing Alanis Morissette)