Sockettes are like bobby pins, they form little groups at night and...– Zoe
Nicaragua. I’m not sure why I find this word so amusing or fun to say, but I do. So deal with it!
I can’t remember to forget you.– Leonard Shelby (Memento)
Guys can’t get pregnant can they?– Jess
That's not maths.
Aazan: It's usually 600 words a page, so if it's 6000 words it will be...60 pages.
Ben: What? That's not maths.
Aazan: Shut up I'm sick, don't judge me.
It's a whole LOTR pun.
Me: Are there any black guys in Lord Of The Rings?
Film Club: No, not really.
Me: Oh, because if there were, they would be the Tolkien black guy!
It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he’s got and...– Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven)
Jodie: Is that Ben 10, because he looks really old.
Me: Yeah he looks like Ben 20.
People don’t want to see reruns of Borg/McEnroe, because no matter how...– Commentator on EuroSport
When the future’s architectured by a carnival of idiots on show....– Coldplay (Violet Hill)
Theres a spare bed next to mine at the moment, the guy that was in it thought he...– Robert
Can you imagine how much good he could do if he went around killing people?– Aazan (About Clark Kent)
I have to remind me myself that time only frightens me when I think of having to...– Douglas Coupland (Life After God)
It’s like a T-Rex tornado!– Me