September 2011
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“Sockettes are like bobby pins, they form little groups at night and...”
– Zoe
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WatchNicaragua. I’m not sure why I find this word so amusing or fun to say, but I do. So deal with it!
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“I can’t remember to forget you.”
– Leonard Shelby (Memento)
“Guys can’t get pregnant can they?”
– Jess
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That's not maths.
Aazan: It's usually 600 words a page, so if it's 6000 words it will be...60 pages.
Ben: What? That's not maths.
Aazan: Shut up I'm sick, don't judge me.
It's a whole LOTR pun.
Me: Are there any black guys in Lord Of The Rings?
Film Club: No, not really.
Me: Oh, because if there were, they would be the Tolkien black guy!
“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he’s got and...”
– Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven)
Ben 20
Jodie: Is that Ben 10, because he looks really old.
Me: Yeah he looks like Ben 20.
“People don’t want to see reruns of Borg/McEnroe, because no matter how...”
– Commentator on EuroSport
“When the future’s architectured by a carnival of idiots on show....”
– Coldplay (Violet Hill)
“Theres a spare bed next to mine at the moment, the guy that was in it thought he...”
– Robert
“Can you imagine how much good he could do if he went around killing people?”
– Aazan (About Clark Kent)
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“I have to remind me myself that time only frightens me when I think of having to...”
– Douglas Coupland (Life After God)
“It’s like a T-Rex tornado!”
– Me 