July 2011
12 posts
Srsly Autocorrect?
Me (Typing): Not letting.
Autocorrect: But keyring.
Me: Really autocorrect, really?
“Have you seen Gorilla Gardeners?”
– Me
A classic TWSS
Anna: I'm just happy that I got it, I don't care where it came from.
Ben: That's what she said.
Japa-La
Kortknee: Japa
Kortknee: La
Kortknee: Duck my iPhone.
Ben: Hahaha duck it indeed.
Maths, how does it work?
Bianca: (singing) One and one and one is...something.
Ben: Three Bianca, three.
“I hate being a cat.”
– Kortknee
“Conjunctivitis, is that the eye thing?”
– Ben
“What are you going to do, dye your eyes green?”
– Jess
Damn Monkeys
Jodie: Guess what?!?!
Ben: Monkeys took over the world again? :S
Jodie: You have a ticket to HP.
Sneaky Gypsy
Kortknee: Are you still requiring my HP glasses?
Ben: Yes please!
Kortknee: Sick! Got some new foxy ones, they're all yours.
Ben: Ooooh yeah! Thank you.
Kortknee: No probs dude! But if you break them I will be out for blood.
Ben: Oculus Reparo
Kortknee: Oh sneaky gypsy but well played
Cliff Hookers
Jess: Oh! And then you can write kids books with cliff hookers.
Jess: Oh wait, it's cliff hangers isn't it?
“You look so shocked. Is this like the time when I told you to snort my ashes?”
– Me 