June 2011
11 posts
Are you even listening?
Jodie: Are you even listening?
Ben: I'm singing mostly.
Jodie: You complete and utter fuck-stain.
Jun 29th
Damn you other girl
Ben: I almost wore a tutu today.
Jodie: How come you didn't?
Ben: I dunno, guess I wasn't quick enough.
Jodie: What?
Ben: 'Cause some other girl put it on first.
Jun 29th
“Are you sure this is how you want to spend your last three minutes?”
– Shelley
Jun 29th
“Haven’t got a cat any more, so I’ll be busing it.”
– Zoe
Jun 28th
Do I look like Pink?
Jodie: Do I look like Pink?
Ben: No, you look more like Rihanna, but less black...and less Rihanna.
Jun 9th
Chicken comb
Ben: I'm just brushing my hair...
Jodie: With a chicken sandwich?
Ben: Yes.
Jun 7th
“Gahhh, I can’t get any gummy bears, I keep getting choc blocked!”
– Me
Jun 6th
That's how telepaths do it
Ben: that's how telepaths do it you know, in their minds.
Jay: I guess you could say it's a bit of a...mindfuck.
Jun 6th
“Your stomach is making weird noises. It’s probably UFOs.”
– Jess
Jun 5th
“I’m just saying, but that man could outsuck a blackhole (about Steve...”
– Me
Jun 4th
Winning
Life: Ben, do you ever get sick of WINNING?
Ben: No.
Jun 3rd