May 2011
7 posts
Now I feel bad.
Jodie: It doesn't look dead, it's still smiling.
Ben: Dead cats still smile...awa now I'm really sad *sniffles*
Ben: Why did I say that?
May 27th
“I can honestly say, I didn’t expect a dragon.”
– Me
May 26th
Tilt Train
Jess: Are we going on a tilt train?
Ben: No. The tilt train doesn't stop between here and Nambour.
Jess: Oh yeah? Then what's that?
Ben: Here.
May 24th
“I’m the one wearing the rainbow socks, which makes me the man of the...”
– Me
May 20th
Oh autocorrect!
Ben: OJ and H2O. Imma get crunkkkk as a skankkkk.
Ben: *skunkkkk.
May 19th
May 12th
“Did I say Woolworths? I meant werewolves.”
– Jess
May 3rd
April 2011
13 posts
“Fine, I’ll clean the fuckin’ beaver!”
– Me
Apr 30th
“It sounds like the world is ending when you sneeze.”
– Jodie
Apr 30th