April 2011
13 posts
“Is that a koala on that man’s head?”
– Jess
Apr 29th
“My underarms smell like a Chinese restaurant.”
– Jodie
Apr 28th
“Fuck bleach, I’m going Super Saiyan.”
– Me
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
Apr 21st
neonati asked: benji did you know there are fish with like human like teeth?!
SHIT IS CREEEEEPPY
also, hi i love you, we sould play little big planet 2 soon yeh?
Apr 9th
“Is that a cockroach doing backstroke?”
– Me
Apr 9th
Challenge accepted
Teacher: Nothing you or I say is wrong, as long as you have the evidence to back it up.
Me: So I can argue that Mr. Darcy is a raging homosexual, as long as I can back it up?
Teacher: ....Yes.
Me: Challenge accepted.
Apr 8th
“Do you ever get worried that your rat will fall in the toilet?”
– Some random girl to another
Apr 7th
“It’s weird trying to breathe through your ears.”
– Jess
Apr 4th