February 2011
5 posts
Time Tunnel!
Jess: are we at nambour yet?
Ben: no, we just left roma street.
Jess: but we just went through a tunnel.
Ben: yeah...not a time tunnel.
I refuse to argue with my unborn child via facebook, I’m contacting child...
– Brad
Is Katy Perry shooting fireworks out of her tits?
– Me
January 2011
9 posts
Your ass is grass, and I’m the lawnmower!
– Black guy from My Best Friend’s Birthday