Jess: are we at nambour yet?
Ben: no, we just left roma street.
Jess: but we just went through a tunnel.
Ben: yeah...not a time tunnel.
I refuse to argue with my unborn child via facebook, I’m contacting child...– Brad
Is Katy Perry shooting fireworks out of her tits?– Me
Your ass is grass, and I’m the lawnmower!– Black guy from My Best Friend’s Birthday