Awww, she’s so cute. Not $120 cute though…I could get a real woman...– Me (About a Black Cat figurine)
Check out my vast collection of penises.– Bianca (talking about Blendr)
Singalong at BIFF
Woman singing: If you're seeing things, running through your head, who ya gonna call?
Woman singing: An invisible man, sleeping in your bed, who ya gonna call?
Me: THE POLICE!
English...do you speak it?!
Surjani: Can I have a continent please Lily?
Me: Yes, let's start with Africa. Idiot.
Working on my creative piece. A very useful and comprehensive editing process, but intense as all hell.
My brief but awesome chat with Billy Boyd
So the mic stops on me and I'm all like um what the hell. Someone says stand up and ask a question. So I stand up. No idea what to ask. Talk about being put on the spot. So I asked something I heard Sheridan and Amy talking about earlier.
Ben: What should I ask? (To Sheridan)
Sheridan: (Shakes her head)
Ben: Do you have the moves like Gandalf?
Billy Boyd: (Laughing) Yes, I do.
Ben: Can we see them?
Billy Boyd: Is that a bass symbol on your shirt?
Ben: Yes, Rockband, I'm Scott Pilgrim.
Billy Boyd: Nice.
I wanted to be a Jedi. But I couldn’t be a Jedi, so I became an actor.– Billy Boyd
So I went in to JB HIFI yesterday to pre-order the special edition of Uncharted 3. It was $109, pretty damn steep compared to the standard edition selling for $89. But I wanted all the extra stuff, so I was willing to pay the extra. But just in case, I pulled out my phone and did some research. Not only did I find that Target was selling the standard edition for $78, but Harvey Norman, the crazy...
Some Hilarious Porn Titles
Found on IMDB, whilst procrastonating with Zoë: Splendor In The Ass Slightly Used Ultrasex Throat: 12 Years After 75 Nurse Orgy Leatherbound Dykes From Hell Chug-a-Lug Girls 2 Chains Of Passion