Hugs and Lizards
Tom: Happy birthday B. Hugs and lizards.
Tom: Kisses, god damn autocorrect.
Ben: Hugs and lizards it is then. I'll hold you to that.
Hey Magpie, why don’t you go peck on someone your own size!– Me
What the heck are you doing? You can’t point with your teeth Zoe!– Ben
Zombie Hilarity - Part 2
Zombie 1: We should eat that Asian tourist over there.
Zombie 2: Nah, I don't like Chinese food.
Zombie Hilarity - Part 1
Zombie 1: I'm sick of brains, I want alcohol!
Zombie 2: Zombie's don't drink alcohol.
Zombie 3: Brains!
Zombie 1: Alcohol!
All 3 Zombies: Alcoholic brains!
TV Shows I'm Committed To:
Just realised I’m committed to (at least) 10 different shows. This makes staying up to date very difficult, and investing in new shows even more difficult. Here they are in order of commitment priority. 1. Dexter 2. Game Of Thrones 3. True Blood 4. Fringe 5. Six Feet Under 6. New Girl 7. Survivor 8. Glee 9. Smallville 10. Doctor Who [What is everyone else committed to?]
This is actually as close as I’m ever going to get to a superhero movie....– Steven Soderbergh (on Haywire)
thunderbolt-deactivated20120430 asked: Have you ever eaten so much you turned into a snorlax?
Reblog if you want "Have You Ever" asks.
thunderbolt: Eh why not. I’m bored u__u Shit yeah, I love questions.
If I was a tutor I would go to red-pen city on this shit.– Zoë
annagotohim asked: Thanks for liking my awkward pictures, it was a first.
Who knew salt could make for such an interesting...
Ariel: Is that really how you make yourself throw up? Salty water?
Tim: Yes, excess salt. The body can't take it and rejects it. The only way your body can take salt water is if you take it through your arse.
Ariel: And how exactly do you know that?
Tim: Bear Grylls.
If a Beagle ever gave me attitude, I’d be like ‘Look buddy, you are...– Ben
Bad cluck Jess
Ben: Where's Bert Newton when you need him. Amirightpeople?!
Jess: Family feud? It took me at least half an hour to cluck.
Jess: *click, damnit >.
Well played Jess, well played
Jess: what time did I get here?
Ben: I don't know, what do I look like, a walking clock?
Jess: yes...you are the big ben! *burst into fit of laughter*
Random Guy On The Phone: Did you get the message from Steve man?
Ben (whispering): Steve's dead baby, Steve's dead.
We’re not on the rock anymore Ben!– Zoe
Kitchens are fun
Kate: Why are you on the bench?
Ben: Why are you not on the bench?
Milk. Syrup. Dubstep.
I've played GT
Aazan: You just have to pretend like you know about cars.
Ben: Fuck yeah, I can do that. I've played Gran Turismo.
Harsh but fair.
Raku & Tarci: Oooh, who is that?
Me: That, dear brothers, is Zooey Deschanel, the most beautiful woman on Earth...drink it in.
Raku: Actually she looks kind of ugly.
Me: You're ugly.
Tarci: She looks drunk.
Me: She's not drunk. And you are no brothers of mine, get out of my sight.