October 2011
47 posts
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Hugs and Lizards
Tom: Happy birthday B. Hugs and lizards.
Tom: Kisses, god damn autocorrect.
Ben: Hugs and lizards it is then. I'll hold you to that.
Oct 25th
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“Hey Magpie, why don’t you go peck on someone your own size!”
– Me
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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“What the heck are you doing? You can’t point with your teeth Zoe!”
– Ben
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Zombie Hilarity - Part 2
Zombie 1: We should eat that Asian tourist over there.
Zombie 2: Nah, I don't like Chinese food.
Oct 22nd
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Zombie Hilarity - Part 1
Zombie 1: I'm sick of brains, I want alcohol!
Zombie 2: Zombie's don't drink alcohol.
Zombie 3: Brains!
Zombie 1: Alcohol!
All 3 Zombies: Alcoholic brains!
Oct 22nd
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Oct 19th
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TV Shows I'm Committed To:
Just realised I’m committed to (at least) 10 different shows. This makes staying up to date very difficult, and investing in new shows even more difficult. Here they are in order of commitment priority. 1. Dexter 2. Game Of Thrones 3. True Blood 4. Fringe 5. Six Feet Under 6. New Girl 7. Survivor 8. Glee 9. Smallville 10. Doctor Who [What is everyone else committed to?]
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
90,325 notes
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“This is actually as close as I’m ever going to get to a superhero movie....”
– Steven Soderbergh (on Haywire)
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 9th
127 notes
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thunderbolt-deactivated20120430 asked: Have you ever eaten so much you turned into a snorlax?
Oct 9th
Reblog if you want "Have You Ever" asks.
thunderbolt: Eh why not. I’m bored u__u Shit yeah, I love questions.
Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
“If I was a tutor I would go to red-pen city on this shit.”
– Zoë
Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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annagotohim asked: Thanks for liking my awkward pictures, it was a first.
Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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Who knew salt could make for such an interesting...
Ariel: Is that really how you make yourself throw up? Salty water?
Tim: Yes, excess salt. The body can't take it and rejects it. The only way your body can take salt water is if you take it through your arse.
Ariel: And how exactly do you know that?
Tim: Bear Grylls.
Oct 7th
“If a Beagle ever gave me attitude, I’d be like ‘Look buddy, you are...”
– Ben
Oct 7th
Bad cluck Jess
Ben: Where's Bert Newton when you need him. Amirightpeople?!
Jess: Family feud? It took me at least half an hour to cluck.
Jess: *click, damnit >.
Oct 7th
Well played Jess, well played
Jess: what time did I get here?
Ben: I don't know, what do I look like, a walking clock?
Jess: yes...you are the big ben! *burst into fit of laughter*
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Oct 6th
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Too Soon?
Random Guy On The Phone: Did you get the message from Steve man?
Ben (whispering): Steve's dead baby, Steve's dead.
Oct 5th
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“We’re not on the rock anymore Ben!”
– Zoe
Oct 4th
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Kitchens are fun
Kate: Why are you on the bench?
Ben: Why are you not on the bench?
Oct 3rd
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Cheap milkshake.
Milk. Syrup. Dubstep.
Oct 3rd
3 notes
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Oct 3rd
I've played GT
Aazan: You just have to pretend like you know about cars.
Ben: Fuck yeah, I can do that. I've played Gran Turismo.
Oct 1st
September 2011
30 posts
Harsh but fair.
Raku & Tarci: Oooh, who is that?
Me: That, dear brothers, is Zooey Deschanel, the most beautiful woman on Earth...drink it in.
Raku: Actually she looks kind of ugly.
Me: You're ugly.
Tarci: She looks drunk.
Me: She's not drunk. And you are no brothers of mine, get out of my sight.
Sep 30th