It's More Than A Feeling.
Went down to the shops to buy some milk. On my way home I noticed a bunch of people at the train station. There is track work this weekend; train aren’t running. Went over and helped them all out and told them how to get to where they needed to be. Left feeling like a good Samaritan, with that nice fuzzy feeling that you get inside when you help people. inb4 fag
Gaga’s lyrics are incredibly literary.– Cyndi Lauper, Comedian
Who would have ever thought ripping apart buildings was so much fun? It’s...– C.R.A.S.H (DC Villain)
I Just Quit
Unknown: ...How's that working out for you?
Supergirl: I started smoking.
Unknown: You like it?
Supergirl: (After taking one puff) It's disgusting. I just quit smoking.
You call me a whore? I call you a cripple.– Supergirl (as Flamebird)
Overheard In Bi-Lo
Checkout Chick: (to her friend behind the counter) Can you get pregnant so I can poke your belly?
You help people. I punch things. That’s the way it goes, kid.– Power Girl
24 Marathon →
Outstanding. Insane, but outstanding nonetheless. Wish I could participate.
It’s strange to have a creation out there - a deeply mutated version of...– Dexter