November 2010
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“I come here to dump bodies, not bottles. Now i’m just a litterbug.”
– Dexter
Just Discovered You Can Have A Video Avatar On Msn
Brix was shat.
Dexter just met Rudy. I jizzed in my pants.
“I can’t kill Meridian yet, I need another therapy session.”
– Dexter
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Take That!
This happened ages ago, but I just remembered it now so I thought i'd post it. Jodie and I were watching an ad on TV for some medicine which said that it would eliminate all diseases, inculding 'Rhinovirus'.
Both: (looking at each other) Rhinovirus?
Jodie: Take that Rhinovirus!
Me: Yeah, go back to Africa!
The Result Of Watching Batman After Mutant Girls...
Liam: (impersonating batman) I have the legal power to marry you to your skelleton--
Me: (in my best Arnie impression) -- and give you an ugly divorce!
So ticket inspectors now have flip badges, which is kinda badass…until you remember all they do is inspect tickets. Soz bras but you ain’t gansta.
wouldntsaythisoutloud asked: Did you know you knew me? Or was it all just a crazy coincidence?
REBEL
wouldntsaythisoutloud:
TAKE THAT QUEENSLAND RAIL!! I just had a milkshake on the train. Success tastes like strawberry.
Damn. That is so good it should have been mine!
My Brothers Are A Constant Source Of Hilarity
Raku: (talking to his yoghurt) that Ben guy is really weird.
“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with...”
– John Cusack, High Fidelity.
“No matter who you are, someone will always judge you, so why not be yourself?”
– Me
Why Am I Here?
I think it’s because since the mass exodus from Myspace to Facebook I have lacked the personal blog outlet. Geez, get with the damn times Facebook!
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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