May 2013
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“Yeah, can you call back when I’m not watching Creature From the Black...”
– Me
May 14th
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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Who said 'that's what she said' was dead?
Bre: Oh god, this is so big it makes me cry.
Me: That's what she said!
* Bre was talking about an assignment she had written.
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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“Your inbox is literally filled with penises.”
– Chris Traeger
May 5th
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May 4th
40 notes
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Subway Fail
Subway worker: Hi, welcome to Subway, how can I help you?
Me: Hey, can I please get a chicken-long, foot sub please?
Me: Better make that a foot-long chicken sub...
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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April 2013
25 posts
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Just finished Survivor: Ethnic, also known as...
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Splendour lineup
I thought it was pretty meh honestly. Needs more Lana
Apr 23rd
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Ouch
I went to a gym boxing class last night with Katie. It was pretty fun but also quite tough too. I felt a bit sore this morning, but now it’s really kickin’ my ass.
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
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fill this in with stuff about you
Name: Ben
Age: 25
Where I’m from: Brissy, Australia
Where I would like to live: Switzerland.
Favourite food: Pizza, Mangoes, Swiss chocolate
Religion: lolwat?
Sexual orientation: Straight
Single/taken: single-ish
Favourite books: Cloud Atlas, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Slaughterhouse-Five.
Eye colour: Brown (for some reason I almost put blue...)
Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction (followed closely by The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly).
Favourite TV shows: Game of Thrones, Dexter, Lost, Futurama.
Favourite band/singer: Lana Del Rey.
Favourite day of the year: My birthday, because everyone has to be nice to me :)
Favourite colours: Blue.
If I have any pets: I wish.
What I’m listening to right now: Life's a Bitch - Nas
What’s my ringtone: Screaming Goats (remix) - Skrillgoat
What my name means: Son of the right hand or some bs.
Favorite male character from a TV show/book: Tyrion Lannister.
Favorite female character from a TV show/book: Debbie Vickers
~ Thanks for playing!
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Gum?
Zoe: Do you want some gum?
Ben: Yeah. Is it free? Where is it?
Zoe: It's in my mouth.
Zoe: Bag!
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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“I would play against Federer the last game of my life.”
– Rafael Nadal (via claudia—faria) Beautiful. I need this to happen.
Apr 16th
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Torpal
(On Leslie and Ann's practice date.)
Ann: What's your niece's name?
Leslie: Torpal. What? That's not a name.
Apr 15th
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Apr 13th
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“Momentum is huge in this game. When you have it, you want to keep it. Rupert has...”
– Boston Rob
Apr 13th
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Apr 9th
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March 2013
1 post
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Mar 16th
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January 2013
3 posts
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Federer, what a lovely guy
I had a dream that I was watching Federer play tennis and he got cold so I gave him my cardigan. When I gave him the cardigan I said I’ll trade it for your autograph and a photo with you. He smiled and said ‘Of course.’ And then we just hung out for the day. What a lovely dream.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 6th
December 2012
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 13th
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November 2012
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Nov 29th
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