This is the cutest fucking thing ever!
(Source: llovisah, via master-merlin-moriaty)
Wait what?
- Zoe: Fuck this wind off!
- Me: Fuck your face off!
- Me: Wait...
- Zoe: You can't say that...
The Hollywood moustache. (Taken with instagram)
Masquerade getup from lastnight :) (Taken with instagram)
Just wanted to let you know that I read this story a while ago and as an assignment in my Honours Writing class at University, we had to pick a story from an author we have never studied before. I chose yours and my published professor adores your story. Keep it up, great things will come your way!
—ChantelPereira (on my story ‘Blink’)
I feel like I wouldn’t even love my own child as much as I love that show.
—Me (about Game Of Thrones)
So I have a song on RapGenius. Complete with explanations and pictures. My life is now complete.
Fairchild.
This is a rap song I wrote to express how I feel about my friend Fairchild. I’m particularly proud of the third verse. Let’s battle already Kanye!
Fairchild, ya make a brother go wild,
Ya got all ma documents filed,
My love fo you, that shit ain’t mild,
Throw you on the floor, make a love child.
Fairchild, motherfucker,
Damn you betta pucker,
Or I’ll fuck you like a trucker,
Sucker.
Fairchild, this shit ain’t fair,
All I wanna do is – touch your fuckin’ hair,
All I wanna do is – make you my fuckin’ mare,
All I wanna do is – eat cha like a pear
Man I swear,
This shit be square.
Fairchild, I don’t care if yo rich,
You got the skills to bewitch,
Make a brother wanna ditch,
Go Vegas, get the hitch,
Shack up, make you my bitch,
Over and over like a Matrix glitch,
Damn brother, won’t you let me catch your snitch?
Being healthy ftw! (Taken with instagram)
The foot-soldiers against my cold. (Taken with instagram)
